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The Heist – A Crime Story

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 10:00:58 +0000

Cops, robbers, crooks, thieves, fuzz, snitches, pimps, private investigators, crime is at an all time high and Die Schallplattenpolizei is roaming the streets. This mix features tracks from the best “crime moods” dug from crates that are dustier than a dopefiend’s nostrils. The music goes deep and dark. sometimes dangerous, but always armed and ready for anything. We’re waiting in the phonebooth for that single call at fourteen hundred. He could be our man…

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Fakir Funk!

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:51:07 +0000

We’re taking you back to India, with our second mix of Bollywood breaks. The land of the Taj Mahal, snake charmers and spike beds holds many musical treasures, and we decided to give our own spin to it with drumbeats and melodies that hypnotize all eager ears. Enjoy Bollywood Swingin’ II – Fakir Funk!

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Bulgarian Funk First

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:00:44 +0000

Straight from the country of rakia, bagpipes, horses, Vasil Levski and Kamenitza beer, we bring you our newest mix. НАШИЯТ ФЪНК Е ПЪРВИ! Get down to dusty funky breaks and folky bagpipes: nazdrave!

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Cover That Cover

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 16:44:17 +0000

The fakest, the phoniest and the funkiest! Listen to these covers of famous funk classics, played by totally uncredited musicians. The fakest, the phoniest and the funkiest! Listen to these covers of famous funk classics, played by sometimes totally uncredited musicians. Download this one and tune in to Fake Phoney & Funky FM, with Lori as your radio host. Come on with the come on, and get down with the get down. Do it.

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The Quiet Storm

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:32:13 +0000

As a departure from the usual funk tracks, The Quiet Storm takes it back to the bouncing mid-90′s hip hop sound of New York City. If you’re even moderately familiar with rap music, you’ll instantly recognize the slow beats and lazy cuts. “We live in Brooklyn baby…” So, hop in, we’re gonna take a ride downtown…

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Rock Ya Soul

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:05:24 +0000

Collaborating with SoulTrotter, we took the best of our Dutch Funk mixes and brought them to the battle grounds! We made this mix as a free give-away for Rock Ya Soul Session 2007, which also happened to be the Black Soil Hip Hop Film Festival’s afterparty in Amsterdam. For more info on Rock Ya Soul, check out SoulTrotter.

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Altered States

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:47:56 +0000

“As a prefacary note I would remind you that none the sessions and therapy that you are about to hear ever actually took place…” A little drama, lunacy and paranoid angst make up a mix that goes in all wind directions. Come with us on a trip around the world in 70 minutes and get ya groove on!

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I’m a Man

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Thu, 09 Aug 2007 15:46:24 +0000

Funk and rock always have been close cousins, in the sense that one took elements from the other to create new kinds of sounds, contributing to the rich music history of the 20th century. It’s no surprise that so much good music has been created in the time when drug-use saw an all-time high, so let your hair grow, stomp around on bald feet and go full-throttle with I’m A Man!

A mix from the days when being funky was like, totally groovy man. Rock on.

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Jazzzzzzzz

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:40:50 +0000

Jazz with a convincing funk beat is always good to hear, so therefore a big influence in this mix is undoubtedly the master of studio sessions: Peter Herbolzheimer! Sit back while sipping your dirty shotglass of cheap moonshine in the smoke-filled club, where the horns blast and the drums are always banging… Just improvising here, after all it’s jazzzzzzzz…

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The Vinyl Frontier

Die Schallplattenpolizei — Wed, 30 May 2007 16:01:29 +0000

We compiled some of the finest cheesecake, Moog, library and dramatic cop themes to give you the first of our Drama Funk outings: The Vinyl Frontier. This is a mix that goes in all kinds of different musical directions, as a homage to classic movie and TV themes, from James Bond to pure psychedelica.

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