Cops, robbers, crooks, thieves, fuzz, snitches, pimps, private investigators, crime is at an all time high and Die Schallplattenpolizei is roaming the streets. This mix features tracks from the best “crime moods” dug from crates that are dustier than a dopefiend’s nostrils. The music goes deep and dark. sometimes dangerous, but always armed and ready for anything. We’re waiting in the phonebooth for that single call at fourteen hundred. He could be our man…

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Dig it you floor droppers and show stoppers? Here is Maximum Everything – episode 4 in our Maximum B-Boy series. We brought everything but the kitchen sink into this mix, cutting up nothing but original vinyl to create an hour of funky rhythms for you to get down to. We don’t use MP3′s only to pretend we got some serious vinyl! But whether you b-boy or just enjoy good music, we got you covered with artists such as Max Greger, Barabas, Joe Pugliese and many others.
Of course we’d love to hear what you think, so download it, crank it up and let us know in the comments!

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That’s right, we’re going into full NYC-mode with our latest Mastermix. Bug out to the spine crumbling beat of straight up and down 1985 rap with our very own take on the WBLS and Kiss FM shows from back in the day. Featuring some of hip hop’s greatest artists such as MC Shan, Run DMC and MC Craig-G, Mastermix brings raw big beats to keep your ears glued to the speakers!

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You knew it already, but the funk can’t be stopped, and neither can Die Schallplattenpolizei! Many records were saved from oblivion to create the 8th episode in our ongoing series of funk from the Netherlands! We’re kinda proud of this series, because we initially thought the vinyl would dry up after three episodes of Eigen Funk Eerst, but we keep uncovering these forgotten gems. Remember that we don’t play around with MP3′s, it’s all created with original vinyl that still deserves to be heard. We hope you enjoy this one, we certainly did making it!

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Welcome to the cheerful, hot and foxy summer time! We’re back with a new sweat-inducing mix full of funky beats and floor filling delights, all taken from our crates of strictly original vinyl of course. As an official follow-up to our Maximum B-Boy series, Maximum Summer celebrates the summer solstice with  everything you need to get down during summer 2010! Big thanks to Floris and Mari for their vocal contributions to this egg-frying-on-the-sidewalk kind of mix. Hot hot hot…

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We’re taking you back to India, with our second mix of Bollywood breaks. The land of the Taj Mahal, snake charmers and spike beds holds many musical treasures, and we decided to give our own spin to it with drumbeats and melodies that hypnotize all eager ears. Enjoy Bollywood Swingin’ II – Fakir Funk!

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No matter how hard you try, you can’t stop us now. Part seven in our Dutch Funk series explores both familiar and obscure tracks from the Netherlands. From Tonny Eyk to Billy Jones and Dingetje, they rep Dutch funk to the fullest! Oh and do give a shout in the comments…

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Straight from the country of rakia, bagpipes, horses, Vasil Levski and Kamenitza beer, we bring you our newest mix. НАШИЯТ ФЪНК Е ПЪРВИ! Get down to dusty funky breaks and folky bagpipes: nazdrave!

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Eigen Breaks Eerst! If you like to get down, this might help. With Eigen Funk Eerst 6 – Hollandse Maatjes we took the best Dutch breaks from our previous Eigen Funk Eerst series, and jostled them about a little. Here’s the result, enjoy!

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Just when you thought we ran out of bullets, we’re proud to announce the fifth installment in our series of funk from the Netherlands! This mix’s theme is all about the Red Light District, pimps, hookers, gamblers, drunks, bar fights, and a whole lot of funk breaks make number five pretty alive. Download it for zilch and enjoy.

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