YouTuber jedimind24 asked us to upload Reality’s Mack On (B-side). We usually don’t honor such requests, but since nobody posted it we might as well be the first. Enjoy this fine release from Dutch funk outfit Reality.

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No matter how hard you try, you can’t stop us now. Part seven in our Dutch Funk series explores both familiar and obscure tracks from the Netherlands. From Tonny Eyk to Billy Jones and Dingetje, they rep Dutch funk to the fullest! Oh and do give a shout in the comments…

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Eigen Breaks Eerst! If you like to get down, this might help. With Eigen Funk Eerst 6 – Hollandse Maatjes we took the best Dutch breaks from our previous Eigen Funk Eerst series, and jostled them about a little. Here’s the result, enjoy!

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Yesterday, Dutch composer and musician Jerry Van Rooyen died at age 80. His work has always been an important contributor in Die Schallplattenpolizei’s Dutch funk mixes, and we wish to extend our sincere condolances to the Van Rooyen family. Jerry will be missed, and may his music find its way to many ears both young and old for generations to come.

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Just when you thought we ran out of bullets, we’re proud to announce the fifth installment in our series of funk from the Netherlands! This mix’s theme is all about the Red Light District, pimps, hookers, gamblers, drunks, bar fights, and a whole lot of funk breaks make number five pretty alive. Download it for zilch and enjoy.

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…Girls! I love the things they know, love the things they show. Got to be with a girl – bad girls. The sunshine in their hair, the perfume that they wear. Girls are everywhere, and they are certainly represented properly on this collection of LP covers. Check out these Dutch Funk album covers featuring nothing but hot looking women from back in the day…

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Girls – all I really want is girls. And in the morning it’s girls.  Cause in the evening it’s girls. I like the way that they walk, and it’s chill to hear them talk. And I can always make them smile, from White Castle to the Nile. And so we kick off a series of posts showcasing some of the best Dutch Funk 45′s with the most charming artwork: women! Enjoy…

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They say good things come in threes, but four is more than three so that’s just better. Some Surinamese artists, such as Lieve Hugo and the Happy Boys, give Eigen Funk Eerst 4 a bit of a Bijlmerfunk flavor, but tulips, windmills and some good old funk are still the main ingredients of course! The download also contains an extra special Bakra Breaks Bonus Mix for all you b-boys and b-girls who want something to battle to!

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